dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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