You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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