I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
