Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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