I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
wow bdsm is so cute
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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