they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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