why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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