you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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