I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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