told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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