you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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