You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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