I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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