i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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