She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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