You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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