but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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