You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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