Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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