You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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