and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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