I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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