and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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