So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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