Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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