I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
