People with herpes should wear stickers.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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