How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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