Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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