this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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