My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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