HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Your penis caused this!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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