it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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