can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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