I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
i out mim tonsoeep
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