last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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