...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I faked an abortion last night.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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