That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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