drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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