I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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