Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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