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I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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