you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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