every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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