Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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