I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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