I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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