me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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