I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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