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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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