There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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